Pick up your Strain Showdown kit for just $45 and join the ultimate search for the best Theory flower. Our flower is grown in-house by a team of dedicated cultivators who curate our menu by seeking out genetics with the brightest flavors and most enjoyable effects. Now, it’s up to you to decide which one reigns supreme.
Cast your vote for your favorite strain and you’ll be automatically entered for a chance to win a custom Theory Wellness basketball jersey and 10,000 Loyalty Points. Vote in each round, support your favorites, and be part of the celebration, because the best strains deserve bragging rights.
Black Raspberry (27%)
Don’t let the sweet cherry notes lull you to sleep, this is a Wookie-bred warrior with a velvet jump shot; it enters the rotation as a long-time franchise cornerstone with a crystal-coated jersey and a scouting report that screams ‘creative domination.
Black Raspberry is a hybrid that crosses Goji OG Raspberry F2 x Wookie #15. This long time Theory favorite produces dark OG crystal-coated flowering clusters smelling of sweet berry, ripe cherries, lavender, pine and raspberry. Black Raspberry may have an uplifting and positive effect on mood, and may provide a boost in creativity.
Ice Cream Cake (22%)
Don’t be fooled by the frosted tips and dessert-menu name, this is a defensive juggernaut with ice in its veins; a genetic superstar born from two Hall-of-Famers, it lulls the opposition with sweet vanilla finesse before freezing the clock with a heavy, game-ending calm.
Ice Cream Cake is an indica-dominant hybrid born from the cross of Wedding Cake and Gelato #33. Each puff swirls creamy vanilla with sugary dough, coating the senses in velvety sweetness. As the high unfolds, it drifts from dreamy euphoria to full-bodied calm.
Purple Chem (31%)
Don’t let the royal purple jersey fool you, this is a grit-and-grind veteran running on high-octane diesel; born from two Hall of Fame bloodlines, it drives the lane with aggressive gas before slowing the game tempo down to a deep, tension-free crawl.
Purple Chem is a potent indica-leaning hybrid that fuses Chemdawg with Granddaddy Purple. It’s bold aroma strikes with gassy intensity before giving way to rich berry undertones. The high builds gradually, releasing tension and wrapping you in a deep, dream calm.
GG4 (22%)
Forget the rookie hype, this is a first-ballot Hall of Famer with a reputation for ending games early; it checks in with a sticky grip and a knockout punch, delivering a level of relaxation that technically counts as a technical foul.
GG4, also known as Original Glue, is a legendary hybrid bred from Chem’s Sister x Sour Dubb x Chocolate Diesel, famous for its pungent diesel aroma and powerful effects. It may produce a heavy-handed euphoria paired with deeply relaxing qualities that can leave you blissfully grounded.
Golden Goat (25%)
This isn’t just a shiny trophy on the shelf, it’s a high-flying dunk champion with serious hang time; bursting onto the scene with a tropical scouting report, it lights up the scoreboard with spicy agility and a creative spark that refuses to play defense.
Golden Goat is a sativa-dominant hybrid born from Hawaiian x Romulan x Sweet Skunk. This strain lives up to its golden name with a flavor medley of sticky sweet tropical fruits and pungent spice that coats the palate. Bursting with uplifting energy and a creative spark, Golden Goat inspires a bright and boundless sense of possibility.
Guava Haze (24%)
This isn’t a halftime fruit slice, it’s a dynamic combo guard with an exotic skill set; bursting through the defense with citrus agility, it dictates the pace with energizing clarity before icing the game with a cool, collected demeanor.
Guava Haze is a vibrant hybrid from Guava and Haze genetics, bursting with tropical fruit, tangy citrus, and hints of exotic spice. Its aroma evokes fresh-cut guava drizzled with lemon zest. The high sweeps in with energizing clarity and creativity, gently easing into a smooth, relaxed calm.
Wedding Cake (32%)
This isn’t just for the reception, it’s a championship ring chaser with a killer instinct; a potent hybrid that baits the defense with frosting-sweet euphoria before slamming the door shut with a deep, gassy calm.
Wedding Cake is a potent indica-dominant hybrid born from Triangle Kush x Animal Mints, celebrated for its rich vanilla frosting sweetness layered with gassy undertones. This strain may deliver an uplifting wave of euphoria before settling into deeply relaxing, full-body calm.
Super Silver Haze (29%)
Ignore the vintage scouting report, this is a perennial All-Star that refuses to sit down; combining three Hall of Fame bloodlines into one, it attacks the rim with a fuel-forward drive and a buzz that vibrates through the entire stadium.
Super Silver Haze is a sativa from Skunk x Northern Lights x Haze strains. It’s unique heritage combines for a skunky and fuel forward flower with an undercurrent of citrus. It may offer an immediate rush of energy, which you’ll feel throughout the body as well.
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