Uptown Funk Strain
Lineage: 88 G13 x Afghani
Breeder: Brothers Grimm
Description: Uptown Funk Strain is an indica cultivar, bred by Brothers Grimm. The Afghani lineage brings an “”old world”” aroma with sedative effects. The nose offers a mixture of garlic and diesel that’s expressed through heavily sedating, couch-locking effects making it best suited for evening use.
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About Theory Wellness:
Theory Wellness is an East Coast medical and recreational cannabis brand. We cultivate cannabis, manufacture a variety of in-house marijuana products, proudly serve patients and customers in multiple states, and wholesale products to other cannabis brands.
We focus on small batch, craft cannabis, cultivated using sustainable techniques at our state-of-the-art indoor and outdoor grow facilities. We source unique genetics and create premium products that include flower, concentrates, edibles, and infusions, available at our medical and recreational marijuana dispensaries. We’ve expanded our brand to include a line of fast-acting drinks, Hi5. Learn more about Hi5 here.
Throughout our work, we remain committed to expanding the science of cannabis, and creating the future we want to see in the emerging marijuana industry through social justice, sustainability, and research.